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In Case of Electoral Defeat

By Montag @ 9:57 AM
Filed under: Simulacrum of Democracy

January 19, 2010

PROGRESSIVES, we can say this because we used to be one, are bracing today for the potential loss of Ted Kennedy’s senate seat in a nuclear republican attack on the democrat’s super-majority that could result in the revocation of democrat carte blanche to save the world, the loss of which will usher in a new era of republican obstructionism and the collapse of civilization.

Progressives, and we can say this because we used to be one, are nothing if not prepared: What if Scott Brown wins today in Massachusetts?
What to do in case of nuclear attack
Image: Make

[Idea credit: Frederick UPDATE! Frederick provides the appropriate visual aid.]

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5 Responses to “In Case of Electoral Defeat”

  1. You’ve got a funny way of explaining things. I think I like it!

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  3. Heh heh. I remember back in grade school in the 80s having a nuclear attack drill where we were to line up against the wall of the credit union to make sure everyone was present.

    • Montag says:

      nowadays the kids are subjected to school lock-downs at the first sign of any disturbance. just like prison!

      oh for the days when fiery nuclear annihilation was the worst we could hope for!

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