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By Montag @ 12:00 AM
Filed under: Saturday Morning Post

October 29, 2005

Remains
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Oil-For-Kickbacks

By Fehlleistungen @ 11:58 AM
Filed under: Lies Agreed Upon

October 28, 2005

The Independent Inquiry Committee into The United Nations Oil-For-Food Programme released their report on Thursday. “There’s a lot of corruption in the world,” Paul Volcker told The Associated Press on Thursday, when he released his scathing final report on the 18-month investigation.

$9.92 Billion

By Montag @ 2:30 PM
Filed under: History's Rough Draft

October 27, 2005

Thats nine-point-motherfucking-nine-two billion (with a ‘b’) dollars. In three months! No surprise really. . . . But, damn!

ABC News: Exxon Mobil, Shell Post Record Profits

CORRECTED: Have we made our position very clear?

CORRECTED: Click “more” to see the text of the Amendment.

Fake interview with the White House:

Stump Lane: So where we at on the treatment of detainees?

Scott McClellan: [Whining] For goodness’ sake would you stop it with the torture?!

SL: Actually, I didn’t intend to limit it only to torture but also inhumane or—

McClellan: Let me express my irritation with your inane line of questioning by switching from whining to scolding:

[T]he president has “made our position very clear: We do not condone torture, nor would he ever authorize the use of torture.

SL: What about clandestine counterterrorism operations overseas by agencies other than the Pentagon? Will they even be affected by Senator McCain’s amendment that would “establish the Army Field Manual as the uniform standard for the interrogation of Department of Defense detainees” and “prohibit cruel, inhuman, and degrading treatment of persons in the detention of the U.S. government”?

McClellan: Mr. Vice President?

Dick Cheney:

[I] and CIA Director Porter Goss [have] suggested language that would exclude clandestine counterterrorism operations overseas by agencies other than the Pentagon “if the president determines that such operations are vital to the protection of the United States or its citizens from terrorist attack.”

SL: But hasn’t the president made it clear that we do not condone torture, nor would he ever authorize the use of torture? I mean, Scott just said…

Cheney: Of course.

SL: So doesn’t that make the language you suggest moot? If these agencies fall outside the scope of the Pentagon, don’t they also fall outside the scope of Senator McCain’s amendment already? Is your proposed language even necessary?

Cheney: Of course.

SL: OK. Well, that settles that. Thank you, White House, for shedding so much light on this very important issue, and thank you readers for reading.

Associated Press: Negotiators on Torture Bill Feeling Heat

US Senator John McCain: McCain Statement on Detainee Amendments

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